Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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Zebidiah 0
Pee is sterile. You could have just taken it out, dried it off, and checked the message.
lunchmeat317 0
Why do people keep cell phones in their back pockets?
Geeky_Warrior 0
Heh, Idk why some people say you deserve it/ you're disgusting, its not like you were talking on the phone with him, and even then so what, its not like he doesn't pee.
jasminenoelle 0
lol, i dropped my brand new phone in the toilet this morning and broke it.
ellebell 0
ok so when i first read this i pictured the "washroom" as a laundry room and was confused as to why you would pee in there....yeah it took me a second to realize i was wrong :)
ellebell 0
ok so when i first read this i pictured the "washroom" as a laundry room and i was confused as to why you would pee in there...took me a second to realize i was wrong :)
mattmag 0
I hope you got it out and checked the text.
kristina3514 0
I work for one of the largest cell phone providers in the US. Hear stories about this all day. And still have managed to do it myself 5 times! Water/any sort of liquid damage sucks. May work after dried but could just shut down weeks/months later.
Tsukasa_fml 0
This is why you set the phone somewhere that it can't fall in, but still in arm's reach.
Ryno 0
Women are constantly dropping their phones in the toilet and none of them can seem to learn from the others. YDI