Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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Top comments
blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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radar53 0
I don't think you deserved it, I think you were anxious and I want to know if he came over too!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I usually keep my phone in my front pocket. So this most likely wouldn't happen to me. But yeah, it's kind of like the five second rule. You could pull it out and wipe it down to see if it still works. It's happened before.
laupow89 4
That's really unfortunate. While I think some people are itching to ding you for your impatience, I don't know if you really deserve it. Most everyone has used his/her cell phone in the restroom at some point or another, but you were just the unlucky one.
featherhead 0
ahahah that made me laugh.
Becca03 0
Ouch did it break? I was once filling up the bath with water and it was about half ful, i started dancing and my cell fell out of my pocket and into the bath, hahaha but it didnt break or anything i just dried it off.... (Btw the pockets werent full pockets it was like these little pocket things)
philadelphianus 0
that's happened to me enough times that now i refuse to have my phone anywhere on me when i go to the bathroom.
SublatePandemic 0
so put it in a ziplock baggie if you're gonna bring it in the bathroom. that does suck though. i do that too... you might as well. it's portable and it's not like they know you're peeing.
Mortal_Light 0
How does someone deserve this? Would she deserve it if she wasn't waiting for a text and her phone just happened to fall in the toilet? And for #15 and #17, cell phones do float (for while) and they can vibrate after a dunk in the toilet. Had the same thing happen to me, sans the pee and waiting for a text.
prettyunpunk 0
i work for a cell phone manufacturer - pretty annoying when people call up and get mad because they did this to themselves. lol. word of advice - set the device on the COUNTER, faaaar away from the sink or the toilet bowl. but in most cases, yes - you can take the device apart, let it air dry, and hopefully it will work again. however, you've definately voided the warranty.
VagMaster69 0
all you have to do is when you first get your phone put a piece of tape over the part that shows that it gets wet. then if you drop it in, let it dry for 2 days.. then take it back (With the tape off of course. LOL MORONS)