Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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Top comments
blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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Comments (110)
Mnemic 6
I think your mobile was trying to escape.
yeahreally 6
lol well did you like your crush enough to grab your phone out of piss? that is the question.
0 3
What kind of phone do you have that floats?
wh0regasm 0
don't put your phone in your back pocket.
frenzykitty 0
lol @ #7
Fraggle 0
How did nobody mention the fact that this FML makes no sense? "I was just pulling my pants down when I heard something fall, and turned around to see my phone floating in pee" I don't know about you, but when I pee, pulling the pants down far precedes the pee being in the bowl....
ful_fml 0
that's much sexier then you realize...
ditlihi 0
Seems this happen to about 10% of the population. FTL.
snoopy24_fml 0
once i accidentally dropped my car keys in the toilet while it was flushing (this was at a restaurant). i had to ask the manager about finding someone to recover them for me, which they ended up not being able to do, so i had to get new keys made for the car...not so brilliant, i know. i haven't gone to that restaurant ever since because i'm afraid the people who worked there that day would remember me and laugh (or kill me, depending on their mood that day).
yui567 0
this would totally happen to me. hope things worked out anyway!