Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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blooop_fml 0
YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.
omglolydi 0
So did he come over?
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Gooster 0
Well, she wanted to relieve some excitement beforehand, right? Next time, before you put the phone in there, make sure you're up on your Kegels so it doesn't fall out.
SirAndrew 0
Being that it was your own urine, couldn't you have just fished it out and then scrubbed your hands and the phone for minutes each?
Draq 1
Fake. Cell phones don't float, the lithium battery is far too heavy. And when they get wet they're short circuited and instantly stop working.
elipb 0
this is why i keep my cell on the ground when i take it into the bathroom
Anonymous_F_Up 0
Don't worry, 7 million cellphones are dropped in the toilet every year. Fun fact for u.
blah_blah_10 0
if u still have your phone.. well i donno if itll work anymore but at first you shoulda taken it out of the toilet :P took it apart(battery out.. ect) and put it in a bowl full of rice, and burried it because the rice would absorb the water, i did it, and my phone works fine now :) ahah but i didnt drop it into the toilet, i droped it into the ocean.. haha
Professor59 2
That's cool - you have a floating cell phone. Well, that should have made it easier to retrieve. P.S. I think you voided your warranty...
ShadowMystika 0
hahahahaahahaa my phone accidentally fell in the toilet before too, except it was BEFORE i went to the bathroom luckily. If you fished it out IMMEDIATELY and removed the battery and then cool-air dried it with a hair dryer, you should be able to save it. I don't know if the fact that yours fell in pee and not clean toilet water makes a difference though...
MaiLouIsLegend 0
well that just means it wasnt meant to be. sounds like a pissy time lmao
dancekevindance 0
FYL. that's more or less happened to me before, except it was in my pocket and fell out. :(