Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store when I slipped on a puddle of water. I tried to catch my balance, grabbed a shelf, and instead took down an entire display of chocolate boxes. People rushed over to help, albeit while smirking, and a kid yelled, “Do it again!” FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML
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MidnaLink 35
I’d have kicked him out after he made his little mess. Yes, you may or may not have gotten his order wrong (personally, I don’t care if it’s off by a small detail like medium drink not large), but that does not entitle people to act like little asshats.
Alup132 22
That’s assault...
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MidnaLink 35
I’d have kicked him out after he made his little mess. Yes, you may or may not have gotten his order wrong (personally, I don’t care if it’s off by a small detail like medium drink not large), but that does not entitle people to act like little asshats.
MidnaLink 35
I think EVERY employee should have that authority. It’s one thing for a customer to get a little mad that they didn’t get close to what they want, but when they become belligerent little ***** like this guy and make a scene… instant ban, even temporary. Especially since he actually came back and made it worse.
RichardPencil 32
Well, get the orders right! Best solution.
Alup132 22
That’s assault...
Memnoc 26
I hope you defended yourself, and made the customer share in your mop water mess. That's ridiculous. Some people never grow up.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s absolutely absurd and childish. File a charge against him/her for that much harassment and trouble. Even if you did get their order wrong, that’s way over the top
1gullible_bugger 34
I hope you know his name so you can charge him with assault.
tounces7 28
That's assault and he should have been arrested.