Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML
Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Top comments
alienc 0
I wonder what else she bought in the past to get labelled with a "shopping problem".
WearingHats 14
Well, at least while you're in the poor house, you will have condensed milk.
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Comments (116)
samael131 0
first
Stupified 0
Never know when you're gonna need it!
DinoBonertaco 0
Haha, bitch
DinoBonertaco 0
Haha, bitch
DinoBonertaco 0
Haha, bitch
cassiesaurus 0
haha. your own damn fault.
2kool4skoolyo 0
how is it possible to triple post??
SmallTownCutie 0
that stuff is disgusting.
iSitt 0
you'll be glad you have it in 2012
MrPhucked 0
no one cares if your first, and YDI for being stubborn
rebbee 0
Condensed milk is yum. try it!
thaprince1226 0
how the hell is this an fml.
FFML_314 12
Who the hell told you, you were a prince?
alliewillie 22
ok I'm sorry, I must have missed something. where here is your life screwed? because mom bought a bunch of condensed milk?? this sites going downhill.
RachelHellYeah 0
haha so true!
MarkSeattle 0
65 ever watch Hoarders? or Hoarders:Buried Alive? look for the OP on one of those shows and laugh at the mom who has 5000 cans of expired food an won't throw it out, and the living room is piled 6' high with trash and Wal-Mart sale stuff...
Tasanasanta 0
Today, my mom made sure I had enough calcium, FML.
MsBrainDamage 0
So ******* wat? FYL because your mom bought a bunch of milk? Wow. You need to realize that's nothing to complain about
brianred5 0
acceptance is the first step to recovery
carolinebeast 0
theres these things called RECIEPTS.
konniex3 0
suuucks
lovesamystery 0
hey know you won't run out of condenced milk (;
alaskan420 0
#4
like_its_ya_bday 0
no ur #6... lmfao
yummycupcakegirl 0
agreed :)
lovesteph3523 0
lmao wtf?
2kool4skoolyo 0
you are confused about laughing butt off?
lovesteph3523 0
laughing my butt off
lovesteph3523 0
its just funny
Spunkyasp 0
lawless shopaholics
WearingHats 14
Well, at least while you're in the poor house, you will have condensed milk.
10_4Franky 0
Haha, that's funny. Wonder what she's making. Flan?
konniex3 0
yummyy lmaoo
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
@ least you will have lots of sweet milk OP...
free2speak 14
You would go through the trouble of pressing "shift" and "5" when you could just press "a" and "t"? wow. And yes, I do like going through all this trouble mentioning it out because it annoys me and I have yet to understand how and where are you saving time in doing so? phew.
stillxsearching 3
so by "shopping problem" you mean drug problem?
joanjett 0
lmfao
iEmily 0
Well now you know she has a problem!