Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, my mother told me the sun was the largest planet in the solar system. When I told her it was a star, she accused me of lying. We had to bring Google into this. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
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Comments (184)
Azula272 14
Yes Timon. They are. All Pumba thinks about is gas.
Sally2dicks21 8
You picked a nice one! ;D
doodlecloud 27
I'm sorry but someone that dumb cannot have not given you any signs of her lack of intelligence before you got married...so, YDI. However, if you've been with her this long it shouldn't be too much of a relationship breaker. Try to educate her and put it behind yourselves.
pheonix_flash 7
Blond?
RayearthNinja 10
We Blondes aren't even that stupid.
Sandman366 6
How has she survived life if she doesn't even know that?
skittles_fairy07 4
Congratulations. You married a moron.
Brssps 13
Tell her a guy goes to the sky and build golden stars up there... Fyl
User57777 13
Show her an astronomy book or something.
MikeStern 1
Given that today's is Sagan's birthday. The only acceptable reply is: "No, but men ARE star made"
patrickchawla 1
you did not know? they are!