Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, my mother told me the sun was the largest planet in the solar system. When I told her it was a star, she accused me of lying. We had to bring Google into this. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
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Comments (184)
chinagirl3343 8
You knew or should've known she wasn't super bright before you married. Get off fml and quit complaining. Ydi
Calingaladha 21
They're fireflies, that got stuck in that big bluish-black thing.
Dthnte 15
Humans are star-made, if you think about it.
TADspace 30
The Government made/controls the stars, so, No. They aren't man-made.
nvo 6
Is she a creationist as well?
LexieWins 0
Did you have to google it?
pdp_fml 21
I guess that you have a lot to teach her. Tell her to watch Natgeo or the History channel with you. It couldn't hurt.
kemnet 7
Is it to late to stop her from breeding?
wironandine 8
How'd I know you'd be from the U.S.?
ideasrule 13
Maybe because the bottom-right corner says "United States"?
julianhyde 5
For your sake, I hope she's a ten in the looks department because she doesn't sound like the sharpest needle in the crack-house. =
Bquillero16 18
Thumbs up just for the needle joke, had a good laugh when I read that