Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Inkoseh 33
I've been married for 11 and I've never asked my husband if he wanted one either. Nor has he ever asked me if I wanted him to take mine. Maybe It's only weird because you've never had to ask. I usually just take pictures anyways without asking, as I know I'm getting an image of him candidly. He does the same for me too! Now, if you've both neither taken pictures of eachother before, or she's never done it; this makes more sense for an FML. But not everyone really cares about pictures or picture taking, they'd rather just enjoy the moment!
peterblackmer91 12
I'm guessing that for some reason you find this upsetting.
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dragonladiesfire 19
Then it ought to be special and a celebration.
RichardPencil 32
Eh, it's overrated. At first, it's flattering to be asked to take pictures, but it soon gets tedious.
Inkoseh 33
I've been married for 11 and I've never asked my husband if he wanted one either. Nor has he ever asked me if I wanted him to take mine. Maybe It's only weird because you've never had to ask. I usually just take pictures anyways without asking, as I know I'm getting an image of him candidly. He does the same for me too! Now, if you've both neither taken pictures of eachother before, or she's never done it; this makes more sense for an FML. But not everyone really cares about pictures or picture taking, they'd rather just enjoy the moment!
peterblackmer91 12
I'm guessing that for some reason you find this upsetting.