Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, my mother told me the sun was the largest planet in the solar system. When I told her it was a star, she accused me of lying. We had to bring Google into this. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
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maddygirl820 10
Aw I like your username☺
james2398 6
So u can do smiles thanks
BananerzFresh 12
Well you married her.
james2398 6
I bet she doesn't know where babies come from now does she
james2398 6
When the one artist dies who is going to paint the sky like him or her
jessicadarcyd 4
South Carolina go figure.
Pleonasm 36
Orignally it was Van Gogh, but then people didn't like his trippy rendition, so in a bid to cut him out of the game, they chopped his ear off and threatened to kill him. Then we had the classic Bob Ross but they offed him, too, when he wanted to keep his afro, even during the 90s! Usually the transition is done with a runner passing on the burning brush, symbol of the mightiest star: the Sun. Much like in the olympics
james2398 6
Thank u for answering my question now I won't have to over think it now
perdix 31
No, just the movie ones are.
laden_swallow09 35
Only stars of the Death persuasion.
sweetmama88 6
That's a total win .