Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
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Top comments
natsaysheyyy 16
The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.
KissMyButtocks 6
Well which character?
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Comments (58)
natsaysheyyy 16
The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.
shayshayshazam 14
They were having dinner, not dessert!
gc327072 31
He's got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one.
manicethemage 9
The cable's out again, huh?
Snazzy_Snaz 17
if Mitt Romney won, OP would surely "disappear"
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
#53 HA! It's funny because Mitt Romney wanted to stop funding sesame street. I guess people didn't get that...
AllThingsBright_ 11
57- once you explain the joke it's not quite as funny... But cookie monster will give you a cookie for keeping up with current events.
KissMyButtocks 6
Well which character?
annie_nk 23
Hopefully not Oscar.
ViQValentine 3
Snuffaluffagus! :D (sorry folks, that might not be spelled right)
ohSNAPyall 27
If it's Bert, she's just giving you a hint about your eyebrows.
Mrjangleybits 1
Hey, I find elmo and his buddies are pretty good looking guys.
U_GotitDude 18
La la la la, la la la la, Elmo's worlddd
Jmotore 3
She's a kid at heart
LlamaUprising 10
I've seen a lot of people who look like characters from the muppets, so it's definitely possible.
Bikkleman 2
Boo hoo. Get over it! How did she say it? It could have been cute, playful, etc. it's hardly a FYL moment
Enslaved 38
Grover as the clumsy waiter was always my favorite!(:
Draxanoth 15
If it's Big Bird, run!! Mitt Romney is after you!
superHydrate 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha beauty and the beast may be?
annie_nk 23
I don't seem to recall them being Muppets. Or on Sesame Street.
tne201992 12
That's Disney.
neeni88 23
I think 9 means that the OP's girlfriend is Beauty and he is the Beast.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
22 - Still irrelevant to Sesame Street. Besides, the girlfriend didn't day he was ugly/a beast.
jjtothemax17 6
Some of them are cute! It might be a compliment.