Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, my mother told me the sun was the largest planet in the solar system. When I told her it was a star, she accused me of lying. We had to bring Google into this. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
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Comments (184)
alexhaz64 4
She'd probably be really into astrology by the sound of it...
james2398 6
Wow actually there are some stars made in a lab that actually cause fusion in a bubble it call the star in a jar
BusinessTurtle 8
If they created full-sized stars in a lab on Earth, we'd all be dead.
james2398 6
Yes or we will have our own little fun with them and make them worship us as gods
unknown_user5566 27
95- How would we make a star, which does not have a brain or any other human-like features, worship us?
gracehi 33
Pssssshhh! What a moron! Everyone knows that stars are fire flies that got stuck up there in that big bluish black thing!
283leis 8
Timon quote!!! Go Lion King!
redbluegreen 41
I would think most people would know where that quote is from.
gracehi 33
Ah, yes, Timon. The great astronomer.
P374RD3D 9
I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
gracehi 33
Oh silly, 47. Still, at least you're not as stupid as this one guy I met, who thought they were the great kings of the past watching over us! HA HA HA!!!
Bekll 31
Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
skittles_fairy07 4
Daryl. :)))
gracehi 33
Yes? How can I help you?
skittles_fairy07 4
Could I borrow some weapons? I've got a... "zombie" problem to take care of... >_>
gracehi 33
How bout I just take care of those walkers for you?
RayearthNinja 10
I love you.
gracehi 33
O.O
BlowinChronic 18
Well that escalated quickly...
skittles_fairy07 4
Yes. Please do. It would be greatly appreciated.
cniesen2 1
Maybe it had some metaphoric.... No, nope. Your wife's an idiot
Aaron810 6
Wow she didn't know they're man made?! Lol ur wife's an idiot!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
If you're going to make even a joke about someone idiocy, at least check your punctuation (comma after "Wow") and spell out words completely (your*).
mpsteve137 15
They're our ancestors lookin down on us. Says mufassa.
rattusrattus 19
I was told they were baby teeth in the sky. I stopped believing this around the time my baby teeth started falling out.
Welshite 40
Noor, that's classified information. I'd be watching my back if I were you.
isamisis 9
She was joking OR She was drunk.
Acik91 26
Or she's just that stupid. You'd be suprised.
james2398 6
I remember when I was 5 my mom said they were diamonds in the night sky then I always said why dont we take them there is plenty know one would notice
BlackIce911 17
Lucy in the sky with diamonds...