Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because: "That class is stupid." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I met up with my group for class. We were doing some final checks on the project we've been working on all semester, when I realized something about one guy's work seemed off. I googled it and found out it's almost completely plagiarized. It's all due in the morning. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML
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kweenbitch 0
Thats why you don't depend on anyone but yourself.
DahkLohd 4
Get your revenge, OP. You know what's better than revenge? Nothing.
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kweenbitch 0
Thats why you don't depend on anyone but yourself.
Skroal_stomper 5
Sometimes you do not have a choice.
memo619 0
eactly, I wouldn't trust anyone with half of my research paper maybe an Asian but that's about it :)
the_flirtt 0
dam thats a true FYL. i hope you have a chill profesor
fakeaccountX 6
Wow, I hope the professor understood, and killed your partner not you.
Bee_fml 2
"maybe an Asian but thats about it." Some people are so ignorant.
zp5 4
that guy apparently doesn't want a good job with a good pay.
restlessdork 2
asians ftw.
memo619 0
Kay it's not like I'm making fun of them, I actually see it as a compliment :o
green_eyes124 0
omg, 69, seriously?! The insult is to anyone who is NOT Asian.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think it's funny, how people go nuts about jokes like that, if someone went and said "I see the cracker, but were's the cheese?" to me I'd laugh about it People get too uptight these days... >.>
cantdeleteaccount 2
no its not, im asian and i agree with him. ur the one offending me with your stereotyping of stereotypes.
Tessa39 0
hahahaha stereotyping stereotypes.. well obviously you're not a smart Asian now are you? calm your shit. it's a stereotype. that's the point.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
32-that gives me a great idea. wouldnt it be great if professors could actually murder you if you don't get your paper done. I think everyone would do great. I would immediately drop out of school though.
heyred 11
Turn in your part and show the text to your professor. Next time you have a joint project, don't wait until the last minute to tie things up.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
98-why so sensible?
zoey365 2
amen!!!!
haileyshelton 14
You would think you would have checked on their half being done before it was right before time to turn it in..
heartless_fml 6
they're probably right...
ravi_maverick 0
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HamsteronA 0
Hopefully the teacher will see that you've done your bit and they haven't, and so they'll get in deep shit an you won't.
skittle68 0
Actually probably not, since I'm sure they were supposed to work on it TOGETHER. If I were the teacher I would probably ask why op didn't know half the paper wasn't done until that day, then regardless of op's work, give him a D
Jonah171 12
Then it's probably a good thing you aren't a teacher... In my opinion.
maszaros 9
I agree with 79. A group paper (or even with one partner) should be discussed and collaborated before being submitted for grading.
tyty123_fml 0
tht is so stupid nd not fair .
nature_girl_08 14
uh, actually, 71 is right. this was a group project. if i had an important project like this, i would be doing it with my partner until it was completely finished, even if i had to sit there until they completed their half. as a professor, I would probably be a little more lenient on OP if I saw the text, but i would still not give them more than a C. you have to be responsible. that means holding up your end of the duties, as well as collaborating with your partner to make sure they hold up their end. if you only do yours and just rely on or expect your partner to do theirs, you're gonna be in deep water, especially if this was a business and not school.
DahkLohd 4
Get your revenge, OP. You know what's better than revenge? Nothing.
memo619 0
what about cookies?
lemonypower 6
Ninjas are way better than revenge AND cookies combined....
Pawned71 0
A Spartan can kill a ninja 1 on 1 anytime anywhere so ninjas suck.
_HeadShot_ 0
an athenian could kill a cookie in less time than a Spartan killing a ninja.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I could kill all of you in less lime than Chuck Norris could kill me.
wisericky 12
u can kill at the speed of light, 68?
alchemist27 13
HATSUNE MIKU :D
PSQ91 6
You should choose your partners better...
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Unfourtunately, you don't always get to choose. :(
KoRnLeader 0
said your parents
maszaros 9
or your sexuality.
ThatsAfurry 9
i hope you decked him/her in the face, and then the teacher for making it a partner project
All_For_Love 0
OP just copied another fml exactly. Fake! So you deserve it!
All_For_Love 0
why did I get moderated? :(
Sirin_fml 47
Please give the rules a quick read over and you'll see why. Also, if this is a repost, please provide a link, thanks!
Mirorbo 27
You can use that text for evidence, can't you?
kruzito 0
Ditto
Alzied 0
Fail partner lol.
Sparkiee93 3
Hopefully your teacher will be understanding and give you the grade you deserve while failing them.
maszaros 9
*** "while failing him or her." ***
geovanni 9
dick
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for relying on another person for anything at all ever, for taking a class that's stupid, and for even being a student at all!
kayybby 1
We see how far you'll be getting in life..