Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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copalolita 16
You deliberately laid down to make a baby with a married man. Yeah. YDI hundred fold.
Wadlaen 24
So you knew he was married and still thought it was a good idea to proceed as long as you did with your relationship? I'd say you and your boyfriend deserve each other!
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Wadlaen 24
So you knew he was married and still thought it was a good idea to proceed as long as you did with your relationship? I'd say you and your boyfriend deserve each other!
copalolita 16
You deliberately laid down to make a baby with a married man. Yeah. YDI hundred fold.
DLBL 23
If only birth control existed. And don't give me that, "BC doesn't always work!" because we all know you weren't using any.
GoogieWithers 25
I think that it is safe to assume you are going to raise the baby on your own. Plan accordingly.