Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16
People like her give us normal Christians a bad name..
ihavenolifehaha 16
What I'm saying is that theres two types of Christians: the over religious type Christian that tries to force their views on everyone else, and the normal Christian who believes in God but doesn't shove their beliefs down everyone's throats.
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Comments (154)
Soverain 15
I never really understood that logic. If there was a god and he gave us free will. Then why can't we have the free will to not believe in him and not be persecuted for having such beliefs?
Sekai_Desu 11
You do have that choice, you are not going to hell for not believing in God he just prefers you not to sin.
abNormal62 23
If not actually in hell itself, at least in a waiting room
ptellini 7
Well you didn't say exactly how that went but there is some interesting comments here. There are some comments about good Christians and bad Christians. I can tell you the bad Christians are the ones that constantly talk about you going to hell and said that you must follow rules to be a Christian. The good Christians are the ones that lead by example, point to Jesus and pray with you.
Dave_Davington 35
Yep, that's a loving god right there. Supposedly creates the world in such a way that the evidence suggests that he doesn't exist, then has people horribly tortured for all eternity for not believing in him. Totally makes sense, that.
fpants2010 18
Ugh I hate that shit. My mom does that to me, and says I'm terrible for having never baptized my son. Don't worry OP, us non-believers can stick together!!
imhidden 16
Welp
JesusFreak227 15
I've heard that spiel so many times as an atheist OP. Just ignore it. And yes I realize what my username is. I created my account when I was a Christian.
rdwjr219 3
problem with ignoring it is they are everywhere.....atleast here that's the case.
JCal585 8
And people are killed because of these fairy tales. Also, get a new screen name o.O
XxKosherxx 9
My mother told me I was going to hell yesterday because I didn't get baptized
Lexipants 21
And you're supposed to walk yourself into the church as a newborn, right? Who's fault is it, exactly?
JohnTheDonJuan 11
I am in no way, shape, or form a believer in any religion, but some religious sects only allow baptism when the participant is old enough to make that decision for themselves...
Lexipants 21
Tell her she'll be right there next to you for being a judgemental douchecanoe.
Ihavegas 22
if you didnt have a good bowel movement then i feel for you.