Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16
People like her give us normal Christians a bad name..
ihavenolifehaha 16
What I'm saying is that theres two types of Christians: the over religious type Christian that tries to force their views on everyone else, and the normal Christian who believes in God but doesn't shove their beliefs down everyone's throats.
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Comments (154)
jimmyjatt 5
Christian ehhh, they alWays have to be condescending...
sullivankeara 25
Sounds about right
alexjrjohnson24 3
just cause u don't believe doesn't mean ur going to hell it's your choice
crackajak 15
I know the feeling. I was grounded for a month as a teenager for not believing.
hamzg123 1
Well there are people like that in all religions, Christians don't really have a bad name from what I normally hear or others opinions. But ya people like that ruin the image of a religion by acting like that and when it gains attention people aren't likely to change their views.
elsie23 11
I feel you, op my mom says to me after she finish praying. she is Muslim and she expect all of her family to be Muslim .
firepheonix900 4
livin' the dream
mclovin22897 15
I've had to have said this a million times. You should respect everyone's religious beliefs even if you think they're stupid. Sorry about your mom op!
Drosophila82 18
It's almost impossible to make a believer understand your point of view because it robs them of a brand of comfort, a late onset insurance policy that they grew up with their entire lives waiting to cash it out as they exit
Drosophila82 18
Would you be able to define what a normal Christian is? Just curious