Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16
People like her give us normal Christians a bad name..
ihavenolifehaha 16
What I'm saying is that theres two types of Christians: the over religious type Christian that tries to force their views on everyone else, and the normal Christian who believes in God but doesn't shove their beliefs down everyone's throats.
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Comments (154)
darwinism 30
I beg to differ.
omid379 14
See you there
seriouslygrowup 11
lol, just tell her she failed as a parent then, because it was her job to teach you to believe
iAlissa 34
I was taught to believe in God. When I turned 8 I realized I thought religion was weird. I've been an atheist since. It really doesn't always matter what you've been taught
crackajak 15
I was the same age when I realized God was a myth. The moment I noticed Santa had the same handwriting as my mother I started to think for myself.
Zerpellica 13
that you're to stupid you can do anything on your own without God's mercy bothers me more than that you found out that Santa has the same handwriting as your mommy.
LevyLove 17
If heaven is going to be filled with people like her, then who would really want to go there?? Geez.
Makko 20
Well, when people go to heaven, they are changed. She won't be naggy anyway because only believers go to heaven. I'm not saying non-believers go to hell, most don't.
seriouslygrowup 11
"most don't". you're speaking as if you know for a fact it happens/exists etc. Please do tell us more
Makko 20
To my knowledge and beliefs, there are 3 placed people may end up after they leave their body. Heaven, purgatory, or hell... If people are very spiritual and believe in God, they will fin themselves in heaven, with a new life. If an animal of baby dies, like an abortion. Those souls may end up in purgatory, but I'm not sure. And people that choose to walk away from God because they have no "proof" that he is real, may or may not end up in hell. I say "proof" because I have experienced the Holy Spirit do miracles.
JKPwnage 27
Furthermore, if hell is full of atheists, drugs, and sex, then teleport my ass to hell 'cause it sounds like one... HELL of a party
davidpropert 32
#87, youre clearly misinformed. The church teaches animals dont have souls, and, therefore, dont go to purgatory as you said. Secondly, the church teaches that aborted fetus' "go" to heaven because purgatory is supposedly a place to purify your soul before facing god's judgement. Since it's a damn fetus, it cant sin, and doesnt need to purify itself in purgatory is the logic.
CinderBrick 13
Shrooms aren't the Holy Spirit mate
Zerpellica 13
#135 even if your just born you have sin, because Adam and Eve ate from the tree. the only person in the world without sin was mother Mary.
Makko 20
Uhh... She is over exaggerating, but I believe in God and do hope you will too... Please don't send hate to this comment, I just have my own opinion. I mean, who gonna judge you?
kodaechan 6
you don't need a judge, if you need a judge to be a good person then you are not a good person.
AChaoticFray 25
If you don't believe in God then you probably won't believe in hell so it's a pretty empty threat!
amileah13 26
Well the thing is (I'm not a heavy religious person but this is just something I somewhat understand) wouldn't you have to believe God in order to go to hell? You'd have to believe in both right in order to go to heaven or hell? Just something to think about
Sekai_Desu 11
Not true at all, there are many people who don't believe in the devil or hell for that matter, just God. Imo you can't have one without the other.
Ms_ValS 27
Do you really think God will look at atheists and say "Ok you guys get a free pass because you didn't believe in me or hell in the first place"
JKPwnage 27
#30 That is true. However, I'd guess that a majority of people who believe in a hell-like dimension also believe in a deity.
DaBayst 15
If you don't believe in God, it's likely that you don't believe in a pit of eternal fire and torture for the wicked run by a red demon with a pitchfork. So I'm not sure what your mother is getting at here.
Sekai_Desu 11
Hey it says "honor thy father and thy mother", nothing about loving them. If your mother can't accept the fact you dont believe in God she isn't worth your time. If I was in your situation I would just leave, because it can be a long time before she accepts you for who you are.
MrBlaTi 7
Telling an atheist he's going to hell is like telling an adult he won't get anything from Santa this year...
JKPwnage 27
Gonna use that analogy the next time someone tries to Pascal's Wager me into their cult
EnderFalcon64 8
Best analogy ever.