Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16
People like her give us normal Christians a bad name..
ihavenolifehaha 16
What I'm saying is that theres two types of Christians: the over religious type Christian that tries to force their views on everyone else, and the normal Christian who believes in God but doesn't shove their beliefs down everyone's throats.
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Comments (154)
grumblebum 16
Ahh yes, the sound of a non-conditional loving parent..... in my case it's my father who tells me that I need to get off the Spiritual path I am on and get back on the right one. You know, the one full of judgmental bigots who think that God only resides in a man made building and if you don't do exactly what they say you are going to hell in a hand basket.
Hyenayena 27
Child abuse: " if you do this, I'll punish you and condemn you to a furry eternity in hell!" Not considered child abuse: " if you do this, God will punish you and condemn you to hell!!
JohnTheDonJuan 11
I always heard they didn't have razors in hell.
Solano2580 24
Why does this bother you? You don't believe in hell, tell her that.
strike2867 13
What do you care, you probably don't believe in hell either?
hardy24 9
(Not that I believe in anything religious) but ask her if she is without sin before she casts anymore "figurative" stones at you...tell her to be like Jesus and love you anyway
JKPwnage 27
I'm concerned about the quotation marks around 'figurative'...
adam040802 6
Your own mother?! **** her
DaRito 25
Religious people: "atheists shove their beliefs down everyone's throats!"
JCal585 8
"I love you so much that I'm going to give you free will. But if you use that free will, I will torture and burn you for the rest of the time. But remember, I love you." Makes sense...
Omniprism 15
My mother told me once that she was sad that I don't believe in "God". I informed her that I do. It may not be in the form she wants but there are many paths to the same outcome. You should tell her that before people believed in one "God" people believed in many gods. Or tell her there is no hell...what a ridiculous notion. Or tell her you are a "God" just like everyone else because we all create and that the bible is just a bunch of fables.
ajs1987 15
I've seen enough in my life to assure me that God exists, but as a Christian I can't agree with your mother's behavior. We cannot judge people because we are not worthy. One of the people I admire the most is one of my former co-workers who is athiest. He told me, "I don't need to be a good person because of a God, I choose to be a good person because it's the right thing to do." There are good and bad people in both groups (believers and non-believers). It's kinda like chat roulette, you'll find good people, but a lot of dicks as well.
crackajak 15
Just because you've seen things in life that you can't explain doesn't mean god exists.. There's an explanation for nearly everything, filling the void with "God did it" is an embarrassment to humanity.
ajs1987 15
#127 You have no idea what I've seen. I could piss all over your beliefs as well, but to be honest that kind of behavior is what is truly embarrassing to humanity.