Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, I used my new French Press to make my morning coffee. Turns out, I pressed too hard, and the entire press disassembled, turning my morning into a caffeinated crime scene. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML
Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
Looking forward to RichardPencil’s guesses. In his absence, here’s mine: - Wet coffee - Hot lava - An unedited Instagram photo (#NoFilter, #WokeUpLikeThis) - Clouds Do I win?!
RichardPencil 32
1. Gravel 2. The perfect Wordle start word. 3. Immaculate Tea Must. Win.
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Marcella1016 32
Looking forward to RichardPencil’s guesses. In his absence, here’s mine: - Wet coffee - Hot lava - An unedited Instagram photo (#NoFilter, #WokeUpLikeThis) - Clouds Do I win?!
RichardPencil 32
1. Gravel 2. The perfect Wordle start word. 3. Immaculate Tea Must. Win.
metroido 21
Uh, no I can’t? But I am incredibly stupid so there’s that.,,
Yudith 28
Good thing you can still use the coffee filter to filter the coffee grounds out of your coffee.
Anon2000 12
Erm, unfiltered coffee?