Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8
I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.
grafeety 9
That is siriusly grim.
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Comments (196)
69fuckyocouch 0
Well he's probably right. But 4 hours into a relationship is not too late to back out.
purplequeen 5
I dated a guy like that. But he said I didn't have anything following me. But he had a spirit following him. I got out of that quick!
Jaxx66 21
He's read the book 'scary story's to tell in the dark' too much! There is a story about a black dog that follows these two boys around. After they see it, one dies and it goes away. The other boy lives a long time, he finally sees it again and he dies(I can't remember if one of them had a black dog as a pet). The whole book has some weird stories. As long as you don't take someone's big toe and use it in a stew, you're fine. But seriously, he's weird. I just had to get rid of a person in my life that claimed my house was haunted and I have demons inside of me and said if I don't find Jesus I'll rot in hell.
TimmaysRoXy 9
Harry Potter much?!
obviousboy 8
He seems pretty normal for this country. Most people think one of their imaginary friends is watching everything they do from the clouds.
amandagrace94 11
It's the grim!
LolPieRofl 11
Harry Potter much?
laughsalot1993 2
It's Sirius black
superguppy19 3
Find someone else I had an ex that did that too me that says she talked to demons
donut_gurl 8
Well, many people believe in Spirits and some can even see them. Weather you believe it or not, he does and there isn't really anything wrong with it unless it goes too far, and you have to be the judge of that. If this is the only thing "wrong" with him, its not worth losing a guy over as long as its not something he talks about ALL the time. On the other hand, you just started dating, so if it really bothers you then break up with him. It won't hurt too much. Up to you, but I don't really thing its a big deal.