Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8
I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.
grafeety 9
That is siriusly grim.
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Comments (196)
Sally2dicks21 8
Hey I can too!
viper8608 9
jesus. you got a hell hound following you, I would pay attention to him if I were you.
dashizam 10
76) I read those books when I was ten. Living in an old house next to a woods, they scared the shit out of me.
wifeyHo2011 1
It's a gift to have that , I can sense spirits around and my mom can see them .
SoultheWolf 19
There are people that can sense, and even more rarely, see spirits, angels, and demons. I am one of those people. Don't just assume he's a nut case because he is different. It is a rare gift, and many times it is one that I wish I NEVER had. You could get a lot of good stories out of him!
skyeyez9 25
I have it...but I view it as a curse, not a gift. Not something I wanted nor asked for.
mariebc123 7
Not trying to be weird of anything but everyone has a spirit animal that follows them everywhere. Mine is a black cat.
MoonChild5 11
Can I have his number, please?
iBiteRoses 22
All I could think was "ITS THE GRIIIIMMMM"
sammisweets93 12
Have u watched the sixth sense lately?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
I never knew somebody with a sixth sense, but it seems to me like something to get attention with.