Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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theycallmejadeee 8
I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.
grafeety 9
That is siriusly grim.
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Comments (196)
Twisted_Angel 17
Maybe he's not crazy. if you've ever had a large black dog, then it's possible his spirit is still with you. lots of people see things that we can't.
xoky720 6
It's Sirius Black.
PunkySpunky78 15
This reminds of a dream I had about I move to London and was star of reality show and my friend told me to go for a walk and he would deal with the paparazzi and while I was walking I came across a black dog and I thought it was going to attack me but ended up passing me and attacking my ex bf the one who has been stalking me since we broke in 2001
hollenbackam 12
Puncuation. Please use some.
PunkySpunky78 15
I know how to then i would do that Geez! Rude much?
hollenbackam 12
There is no need to get your nose out of joint. If I had intended to be rude, I wouldn't have used the word "Please".
boycrazy30007 12
Oh god!!!!! It's the-the-the..... The GRIM!!! I would get a new boyfriend though:)
erinchick1 7
A sixth sense is not uncommon. A black dog following you is a bad omen though it usually is a harbinger of death.
Madness_Jesus 5
Big black dogs are the symbol for death.... And is usually associated with the Devil or a Hellhound.
lakotalife 5
The Grim..Taking form of a giant spectral dog. It's among the darkest omens in our world. It's an omen of death.
jdev234 3
A black dog is from Irish lore, this dog would stalk its targets then devour them be careful
sadgirl1001 4
Don't worry, the dog is just a mass murdering wizard in its animagus form. He wont hurt you though, he's your godfather.
furbyface711 9
What if he's telling the truth ?