Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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theycallmejadeee 8
I'd be more worried about the "black dog" following you.
grafeety 9
That is siriusly grim.
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Comments (196)
LexieWins 0
Ask him if he has any leads on ninjas who point at people from rooftops in the morning. That's all the info we can give him. It's under investigation.
Kagrish 9
Tell him he is followed by a ninja everywhere he goes.
z563 8
Beware the grim!!
doglover100 29
I'd be wondering about the dog.
allard 14
Last time I heard anything about a big black dog omen, it was Harry's godfather Saving his ass. Just a thought.
DivineSunshine 1
He may be telling you the truth unless you were on your first date.
ShyAnn29 15
50, you are absolutely right!
Mouton_fml 5
The man is either Irish or Belgian (Or African). Black dogs spirits are synonymous with death there and are said to follow people who are about to die.
Dramori 29
Be afraid OP! Look up 'Black Shuck'!!!
Emilleh 0
So I'm scrolling down and reading all these comments about how the big black dog is bad luck etc. it's like the black cat all over again! But to my opinion I think those sayings are by true. I don't believe in good luck or back luck, everything happens for a reason
Emilleh 0
Not* not by
Trix_Disorder 20
It's just British lore.