Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
epokryfky 0
Friggin' turn his dumb condescending misogynistic ass in to the administration.
Shrike 24
I don't think misogynistic means what you think it means.
SlaveToRetail 10
How the **** is that misogynistic? Awkward, yes, but really? HARDLY.
saksxalmo 20
It's definitely not misogynistic, but it is kind of rude to assume that she was only crying because she was on her period. Like #52 said, he should have considered that there are other logical causes for emotion other than periods... He would have just asked her what was wrong.
XtraEzeee 8
Someone learned a vocab word today and wanted to test it out..
XtraEzeee 8
Someone learned a vocab word today and wanted to test it out..
20th_century_fox 3
oh, yes it is mysoginistic! she's upset and his immediate conclusion is that she's menstruating. he obviously thinks that girls aren't capable of the emotions of sorrow or anger or frustration unless they're experiencing some sort of hormonal imbalance.
OTKSotHQ 4
So I'm guessing you were Team Jacob?
bubo_fml 11
What's so special about hemmoraging all over the place like a horrific crime scene?
tek8709 3
wow this isnt even a fml situation this is just stupid....**** you op for waisting our time
ocie14 9
Why is this in FML? It's more just an awkward moment caused by an ignorant teacher.
KRiddle 15
Well, at least he was trying to be understanding...
musicluvr2000 11
Teachers... Always concerned
stormchaser24 24
Well I least he/she cares. I know teacher who would not give a shit.
monkiki62 5
You'd think teachers would get reprimanded for being douchebags. He sounds like a creeper to me.
SlaveToRetail 10
#48: "awkkk?" Why can't you spell? Is it your special time? I know I get kinda spacey during my special time and say/type weird things.
antwon86 4
Like right now…
chance16 0
Haha burn