Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
hanseliz 0
That is so funny. I cry when I read a good book. Luckily I don't do it in class
xxespxx 2
Seem a little inappropriate but at least he's concerned? :)
MamieJoy98 7
I somewhat feel ya! I live in MI and I had a panic attack in front of prob 20 people because I gad to present my board in class... I ended up going to the office, AND having to present in front of the same 20 people the next day! and I still have 4 years left of school with them.
HolyPotato 9
Guys tend to bring out their dickish side when a chick's on her period.
MamieJoy98 7
Ohh thanks! *Sarcasm
BornToFlyThenDie 0
One of my friends was on her period and she had to ask our male gym teacher to go to her locker. He asked her why and she hesitated. He replied with, "Go now." it was funny!
Rasetsu 10
Figures: our "special time" is bleeding out of our vaginas and a male's "special time" is jacking off and having orgasms. Yep, life's fair.
OffToTheGayBar 9
At least you don't have to listen to yourselves complain about every bloody thing. See what I did there?
thatcrazyperson 1
Oh god, this is like that time when my male teacher asked me if the black lace tank top I was wearing under my shirt was my bra.
DaUltimateBaconL 0
Nice lol!
agreedtodisagree 4
Should've slapped him silly.
Saint707 1
if you were reading twilight then u deserved it!
krissynicoleEMT 2
Bahaha