Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
dumbeazy 0
HA!
roppar 4
Dear Girls, If the teacher doesn't understand you and let you out because of your period, then you complain. If the teacher tries asks you, if you want to go out because of your period, then you complain. Please refrain from being an idiot. Sincerely, Roppar
jshicksSN 0
Hahahaha! Special time?! Yep. Some "special time" it is when we bleed for a week...
greeneyedpothead 10
Ha, reminds me of this week's episode of modern family lol. They were all so emotional!! :-D
strawberryspacejam 11
your teacher rocks! and toughen up jeez!
angel315781 0
lol lol sorry
skoal96 2
Today I was bored so I called a boy who I met yesterday and gave oral to while I was under the influence. I told him if he gave me a ride home I would give him road head. He told me he'll be over in a bit. He arrived and I got in and gave him what he promised. He then dropped me off and I went inside my house. I then received a phone call from the boy saying his identical brother stole his phone and car. Fml
maddonkey 3
Y would ur teacher assume that girls cry on their ''Special Time''!???
redhedsaysrawr 18
i cry easily on my Special Time....
bobla456 0
Wow never heard of a book so emotional
xxJazz2194xx 3
Thts messed up