Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
wildcats1999 0
All men are douchebags. Take him for example!
Becausethatsucks 7
Your teacher sounds pretty sexist to blame your crying on your period
Bekll 31
He sounds like one of those guys who would just go "Oh don't mind her (crying), she's just on her period." It's like if women are emotional it's because of periods and since men don't get them then they aren't "allowed" to be emotional. The whole thing is screwed up.
Maryam1 0
Lol.. yeah.. tell him ur pregnant.. he might take the responsibilty
MikaylaGill 4
Well, is it?
gracehi 33
Well was it?
linkinpark98 24
We're you reading the Giving Tree? I still can't get over the part where the boy leaves. :'(
Shadow_Phantom 26
He probably has trouble showing his emotions.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Whoever said that/wrote that character obviously has no idea on how female anatomy works...
tdawg4200 0
That's really unfortunate. And I'm pretty sure that's some kind of harassment.
spinky03 7
A little inappropriate of your teacher. Like others, I'm wondering what book it was.