Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
idontknowyou123 0
If it was Twilight YDI. Anything else, how embarassing
Michael_92 20
So if she had to read twilight as a class thing it's her fault. Right that makes no sense. Just saying.
saksxalmo 20
What school would require you to read Twilight? Anyway, it doesn't say she had to read it for class, just that she was reading it in class.
iimaPrincess 4
Lmao.
inlove72 11
That's gotta suck.... Still kinda funny =3
ROSEisAmazing01 4
Pervert.
Devin91 20
He was probably just asking because girls tend to have their emotions heightened during their "special time".
ZebulonPike 8
No shit, Sherlock
antwon86 4
I see what you did there with your old saying that contains a pun within its alliteration. Bravo ma'am… Bravo
harof1c 0
Hmmm what does he mean by special time?
emILYissoocool 0
Her ******* period...... Obviouslyyyy? Ohh wait you have the ford logo as your picture so that probobly means you're paritally mentally retarted, im sorry.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Just because someone drives a ford or has the logo as their pic makes them retarded? My dad drives a ford and he's not retarded. I sometimes drive it too and I'm not retarded
harof1c 0
WTF I'm not retarded and special time can be anything you ******* gstar kid
sparkrok 8
now... I'm a chevy man myself, and I do enjoy flipping shit to ford and dodge drivers... but 143, your a ******* idiot. there was no need to freak out like that and attack his truck preference. (I assume a truck) granted the special time was her period, but still, you showed your immaturity there. good job.
flashback.miss 28
aww
linkinpark98 24
What the heck is going on in your picture 0_0
Macielynne 0
Awh. That sucks. That would have been a little awkkk.
JustDerpin 11
Couldn't you just spell out the word? Awkward. See, its easy.
b0ngs 7
I'm sorry, but I just HATE it when people say 'awk' or 'awks'. What the **** is awk?! Just say awkward!
XanderJayNix 17
If you're a parrot, you for got the "R" in "rawk" Fix, and you can have your cracker, Polly.
alissaa16 0
Lol. Sorry it's happened to me.
j_cat187 20
get him fired for sexual harassment on a minor
Raeser 7
For caring? Damn, you are quite the social awkward person who never gets laid because what you've said here probably everything, inclusing pickups. goes as sexual harassment? Gtfo