Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
SunsFan 0
I remember when we read Old Yeller in class. I cried to haha. But anyway what an idiot for assuming that.
leogirl95 12
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fijianchick 0
The **** were you reading?
julialinn 2
Books can make you feel a wide variety of emotions. It's not really rare to see someone cry because of a book.
niznor99 6
I was reading the inside of your mother's lips.
LolFMLnot 10
You are so lucky he cares enough to ask you. These days most of the teachers don't give a shit about your problems.
jizzwold 21
In my opinion that's the way it should be.
ProhibitionRose 14
I wouldn't really want my male teacher caring whether or not I'm on my period.
tennisrapper1 14
Now that's kinda rude... He should've just asked what's wrong.
wheel4deal 5
Well was it?
Heinousness 0
What book? Depending on the book, it could have been appropriate
Rae_Ballet 5
Ew, that is so gross and uncalled for aha! Way too personal. Why did he need to ask THAT question? A nice "Are you okay?" would have been dandy xD
rattusrattus 19
I do wish people would go through the logical reasons why a woman would be experiencing emotions, before jumping straight to "there is a mixture of blood and viscera coming detatched from her uterus and pouring out of her ******!"* conclusion. *I was totally going for gross-out points there.
jizzwold 21
Wait... are you telling me that women have emotions for a reason other than periods?
rattusrattus 19
^ That there is a possible reason for the emotions 'annoyed' and two varieties of 'pitying'. :P
julialinn 2
I agree with 52. People always jump to the conclusion that you're on your period if you show even the tinniest bit of emotion. It gets really annoying, it's almost as if people believe women are on their cycles 24/7.
PaigeyTaylor 2
Awkard much? O.e
julialinn 2
Maybe, but not as awkward as your picture.
demonmonkey 13
Well now that's just rude.
KVKdragon 26
What up with FML teachers? They really need to be this loony or rude?