Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
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Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Atleast he wasn't trying to throw paper down your shirt.. J.s.
ExplicitZombie 0
I guess you could call this.. a 'cry'sis :D .... :[
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Comments (122)
Spinnmaster 1
Atleast he wasn't trying to throw paper down your shirt.. J.s.
Viciousstorms 7
Maybe it's tears of joy
AlaskanEskimo34 0
At least the teacher doesn't throw paper down your shirt
Keyman1212 14
Maybe he was crying because he's no longer Forever Alone! Me on the other hand, no body pairs up with me in science class... *sad face*
justwoozit 1
# 19- Is that because you're too smart or too dumb?
Keyman1212 14
It's probably cause I'm 23 and no longer take science classes. Just sayin'.
GoW_Chick 15
25- So you just randomly show up to a science class ... that might be why no body wants to pair up with you :-P
Keyman1212 14
Yeah the police came to the local middle school I was at and said they were gonna pair me in a cell with a guy named "The Health Inspector." :/ (please tell me y'all watch the Boondocks)
justwoozit 1
#25- Thought you were talking about your life back in high school.
prettypinklipsx 3
You must be really dumb.. No offense.
Keyman1212 14
Well seeing as how I'm kinda a scientist (I'm an Engineer) I can do whatever the **** I want! As long as my boss says its okay...
xSonic 9
No disrespect intended, but you look like a soldier.
Keyman1212 14
Who me? Why yes, I'm a Nuclear Propulsions Engineer in the Navy. Your powers of observation are mind boggling...
xSonic 9
By soldier I meant Sexy Obviously Lady Digging Impressive E......... Ok I'll stop being a kiss ass now
Keyman1212 14
Oh psh I'm blushing! Just kidding, can't do that through the Internet. But yeah, I wasn't kidding about being in the Navy, creepy how your acronym spells out my profession!
GovernorGeneral 8
Smart people tend to cry at the hands of idiots. Im an idiot and make smart people cry when theyre paired up with me :/ Just kidding :P
SpruceDread4578 13
43- this may not refer to you exactly, but I'm guessing those in the Gulf near Iran are Navy...let's hope for the best nothing happens. Much respect to you though.
lolmigosh 15
Alright getting kinda personal here.
cfalen 0
44, do they look like your profile picture?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Well **** you guys then... my teacher would sit there and flick paper in girls shirts.
CaineSorren 0
#19... we can storm the middle schools together and find our own dang science partners!
etiennerheaume_fml 0
Looking at your picture....
awesomeboii 0
I was just gonna write that down xD
GovernorGeneral 8
66- most of them yes.
ExplicitZombie 0
I guess you could call this.. a 'cry'sis :D .... :[
rissygrl08 6
Looks like you guys don't have chemistry together. :D
XThe_Invoker 4
12- -.-!
takrushi 4
It's a crysis alright. OP made the poor soul have the need to cry for the sad fate of humanity.
t765234 10
2- Hey, that game is much cooler than the OP.
t765234 10
Op's situation*
Outsider_77 0
And so biology became "cryology"
xXBlitzkriegXx 5
Cold joke, chief.
AdriTheCutie 0
flm for reading that joke
rissygrl08 6
41- Leave. Just do us all a favor, and leave.
Pwib 14
Was he Asian?
deviable 9
With joy?
thebeautybleeds 17
With relief?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I'm throwing in a negative and saying it's because he's going to be doing all the work.
Officiency 4
I guess they have a bit of chemistry.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
I guess they don't have chemistry* would be the correct pun :)
kjcookie10 9
Are you sure he didn't just have something in his eye?
ClassyCommando 13
He did... they're called tears :)
Honestly_Lainey 21
Or maybe he had.. um.. allergies. The kind that only hits nerds when paired with children with.. less than average intelligences :3
Fancyy 0
Damnn, are youu that stupid?
LolCakes111 7
I'd like to know what OP's grades are. Would clarify the FML, but we can probably figure the OP isn't that smart when it comes to biology. Or OP is a bad person.
justwoozit 1
Or may be OP's a bully.
WavinFlag 3
if op was a bully, this wouldnt be a fml
xxxInsanexxx 9
As an honor role student, I'm always scared of partner projects. The fear is your partner ******* up the project/having to do all the work because of a slacking partner. D:
Jakesterk96 8
Maybe the kid is borderline failing and doesn't think OP would help him with his grade.
ninjuh_wingman 29
He either really doesnt like you or youre just so damn stupid that hed cry at the very mention of being your partner.
Graawr 7
Stop throwing pieces of paper down his shirt you meanie! :|
GVirdi 11
Only 30 days to go....
glittercookies 12
He sounds like a brat.
CBlaze93 10
He also sounds like he'll make it farther in life than you.
fancyclown 9
Not meccessarily, 17. Good grades don't automatically equate to success. Anyway, who cries over something as petty as that? I've been paired up with shit students before, it's not the end of the world.
docscientist 10
You mean further.
glittercookies 12
Good grades may help with success. But so is learning how to deal with stressful situations. Thumb me down all you want, but crying?
5upernova 3
Sounds like he is book smart, but lacks in other areas.
ClassyCommando 13
Nobody seems to want to say it, so I will: He sounds like a ******* pussy. We were all thinking it.
iamyourgod 3
22 - Ya probably, or maybe she is so dumb he's weeping for humanity.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
26 is right, this has almost happened to me. I didn't physically cry, but my insides curled up into a ball, trembling while they rocked back and forth. It was a traumatizing experience for them. That's the extent some people's idiocy reaches.
PandaLoverXD 12
I agree with 22... I get crappy partners and groups all the time and have had to do everything more times than I can count but I never even got close to crying.