Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Happy/Sad
Today, I started the job of my dreams, which I’ve spent 20 years trying to get, only to get a call that my mom, who supported me when no one else would or could, went into a coma. I didn’t even get to tell her I started the job. FML
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Supportive
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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SparkleMotion44 0
oh gees that sux sooo bad *sarcasm*
penny_darling 0
Boo hoo. I would actually really like to work with my mom.
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Comments (168)
purgarus 6
ouch
purgarus 6
Well actually my mom was petty awesome so I wouldn't mind working with her, but saying that it's an FML I take it that's not the case.
heyred 11
So why did you apply there?
Ali_Br_fml 33
Probably couldn't get another job elsewhere.
knestleknox 2
omg!!! suck it up pussy
FFML_314 12
'best ******* friends forever?'
juddy5 0
walk in and quit
peter_saurusREX 0
Time for a little daughter and mother bonding eh? :D Its no big deal...This proves u dont love ur mom as much cause ur making a big deal out of it and putting it on FML /:
Kaycieeee 0
if you hate it THAT bad, why did you apply there?
nabo4u 0
unless you work alongside you mom at a brothel, it's not such a big deal
RiiOT09 9
it's not that bad you could have to work in an office with every ex you've ever had. that would suck more
BabyDacey 0
I love my mom, you guys suck<3
imbatman_fml 0
I love your mom too!
buttshapedfruit 0
at least you have a job stop bitchin and get da **** ovr it. this isn't even a fml.
JupiterIcicle 1
i love moms too!
ohthebloodygore 16
It's not that bad working with your mum and if it is why not quit? Better question, why'd you apply in the first place knowing your mother worked there? Be happy you do have a job.
buttshapedfruit 0
wow why did my comment get moderated? all u said was he needs to stop bitching bc at least he has a job and this isn't even an fml. stupid moderators -______-
atomicwedgie4u 0
money is money so suck it up Nancy.
dancer81 0
right now I'm on my lunch break reading fmls at my moms office at a dentistry. it's my summer job
LilDarkAngel9014 2
stop bitchin. a job is a job. at least you have one compared to those thousands that don't.
skroal 7
YDI for starting work in an office, with your mother.
number0 8
YDI for working outside of your kitchen
kay96 0
Get a new job if its that bad.
marcranger 29
all of you saying, "get a new job" and "why are you working with her?"--have you seen the unemployment stats? op's lucky to have a job at all, although I do agree that her life is f'ed.
fail_win_fail 0
I am doing that too.. except my moms the boss and I get to leave whenever I want :) but I do the bitch work...
losisdope 0
at least it's not your mother in lawwww
ohthebloodygore 16
123- Stats in England or America? Because they're different.
psuboy 0
56 and 120 made me laugh haha
theFMLwhore5 0
OP: "mum!! I'm hungry!!! make me a sammich for lunch!!" Mum: "didn't you bring a lunch?!" OP: "**** that! I HAVE YOU MOMMYY!!!" the end.(:
twinny_sc 13
Maybe OP's mom didn't work there when she applied there, it could be OP's mom's first day as well.
ninjanate 0
I wish brothels were legal. :/. jk. or not. mysteries.
jajajapun 5
Omg! I work with my mom!!! My life is ******!!! Suck it up, princess.
turtlemansam 6
or make more money than her and shuff it in her face
immortal628 20
I've had to do it before. Ouch is correct.
SupxD 0
sux...(hey baby can u give me that stack of papers) (laughter) that's ur mom making ur life mossarable
changetheworld 0
heyy, **** that. i love my mom hahah.
AkihiroHattori5 0
ROFL I moderated this! I felt so bad reading it =(
FFML_314 12
You are way to sensitive. BTW, here's a cookie for your contribution to this website.
xFalzz 0
You and a hundred others.
lickmyjock 0
give me a cookie too
knestleknox 2
Lolz from far you look like Justin Beiber. not as an insult tho.
lickmyjock 0
lmao that's what I said.
bamditzki 0
everything involving justin beiber should be an insult!
hockeyplayer82 0
ya being called Justin beiber is an insult no matter what you say
blooglekoogle 0
I know right? Justin bieber should go die in a shitty shitty hole.
De3z 0
that's not so bad I work with my mom n she hooks me up with whatever I need and keeps my record clean even if it shouldn't be lol this could b a good thing
starile 20
Yeah, try to see it as an advantage, if you can. Some daring guys might ask you out on a mother-daughter date, and all FMLs that ensue will be hilarious for US to read! That is, if they are funnier than this one.
princessslala 0
why is this an fml?
SparkleMotion44 0
oh gees that sux sooo bad *sarcasm*
ladyramses 2
if your over 21 then that's sad but if you're younger than it's normal for parents to get their kids jobs.
Bees_fml 0
If you're over 21 (by which I mean 10), you should know how to spell.
ImSoBaKed 0
So, get over it. Tell her to mind her own business and that at work, your colleagues, and at home your son/daughter and mother!
looloothing 9
Well said.
nickerbockers3 0
You can always leave... haha
penny_darling 0
Boo hoo. I would actually really like to work with my mom.
starile 20
Me too!