lazydude
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
tjm
United States
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Anonymous
Unfair
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
TimeWasted
Tallahassee, United States
Out of the frying pan
Today, after I got hired on at a new job with perfect hours and pay, worked my two-week notice at my old job, now one week into new job, they let me go because they’re overstaffed and I’m the newest hire. FML
Top comments
tounces7 28
Clearly your employer made the wrong choice.
FMLCSCH 3
I envy you, man. I've been trying desperately to find work for the better part of a year. Hundreds of resumes sent, masters degree, good references, and I can't even get a spot at the TJMaxx I worked at for 2 years lol
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tc201002 11
You deserve it. I mean what did you expect when you went to the interview? You knew there was a 50% chance you could possibly get hired
RichardPencil 32
Some unemployment benefits require recipients to be trying to get work. This means going to interviews and bombing them on purpose. Evidently, this schmuck can't put in the effort to get properly rejected.
Sady_Ct 38
My boss rings up the welfare people and reports people for trying to bomb interviews.
cuz803 46
Discipline is doing something you hate as if you love it - Mike Tyson
FMLCSCH 3
I envy you, man. I've been trying desperately to find work for the better part of a year. Hundreds of resumes sent, masters degree, good references, and I can't even get a spot at the TJMaxx I worked at for 2 years lol
Aarron Gravlee 2
dude I'm an epileptic I wish I could know what it was like to actually earn that pay check
tounces7 28
Clearly your employer made the wrong choice.