Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
New hire
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Happy/Sad
Today, I started the job of my dreams, which I’ve spent 20 years trying to get, only to get a call that my mom, who supported me when no one else would or could, went into a coma. I didn’t even get to tell her I started the job. FML
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Supportive
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
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SparkleMotion44 0
oh gees that sux sooo bad *sarcasm*
penny_darling 0
Boo hoo. I would actually really like to work with my mom.
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Comments (168)
MakeAScene 4
Hehe, I thought of George Lopez when I read this.
Heaven_At_Night 0
Ha. Same here. And shit wouldn't be so bad if u wer her boss either.
icecream777 0
that's not that bad
Jessi_the_sexii 0
insubordination
linx468 8
Dude, your life isn't f***ed because of this, so stop whining. Oh and by the way I live in Buckingham too! :P
ohthebloodygore 16
Good job.
ArmenianPrincess 5
Pleeeeaaaase tell us when she starts showing your baby pictures to everyone in the office!!!!! Oh Oh and when she embarasses you....sorry, I'm remembering when I worked with my mom. Horrrible....... Oh yah back to you, FYL
Ramirez09 0
aweee(:
misfitSuperStar 0
I don't see how it really f'n sucks. It's work: THAT sucks!!
mooimafish 0
ooohhh that must suck OP but how did you manage to get a job with your mom?
FFML_314 12
Really OP, what are you afraid of? Is your mom better looking than you? Are you afraid that you won't be able to get down with the boss anymore, because old mommy dearest is lurking around the corner? How about you be thankful you HAVE a job. Do you know how many people don't have that luxury? Spoiled bitch.
CloudEnvy 17
I wouldn't call it a luxury. More of a beneficial necessity. But then again i'm being picky because of your tone.
FFML_314 12
I like picky. Hey, stop listening in on my conversations. I don't appreciate strangers nit-picking my tone! >:s
CloudEnvy 17
I can't help it. I'm listening with my eyes and they're bored.
Rhaknam 0
This whole "be thankful you have a job and don't complain" stuff is bull. Since when did complaining about work become abnormal?
FFML_314 12
Since it was irritating that people can't be thankful for what they have. Besides, OP is complaining about working with her mom, not her job.
ohthebloodygore 16
28- on strangers conversations? :p I thought it took two people to carry on a conversation, not one.
KikiCarroll 0
hey 27, how can you tell her tone, it's a damn post.
CloudEnvy 17
Multiple questions, the capitalisation of "have" and finishing it off with a demeaning personal comment. It's negative writing.
chippa 24
The "spoiled bitch" at the end might add a little to it too. ;P
chippa 24
Oops. You already said that. Ignore me.
Haha_donkey 0
AT LEAST YOU HAVE A MOM!
hawkmcge3 0
dude not the point of the fml, and fyl foe being ungrateful
hawkmcge3 0
for