Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
Needafarm 22
If you really thought you were upsetting her all the time maybe you should have tried to figure out how NOT to upset her so much. Apparently you upset her yet again by telling her this. I don't know. Maybe the more appropriate thing is an (FHL) F her life.
Needafarm 22
@67 She may very well be a Drama Queen, but that's not what OP said. He stated that HE has a tendency to upset his girlfriend.
slimtastic 1
Run now! That is not a good sign
fairydust91 2
It's not much of a healthy relationship if you're anxious around her.
smr167 6
Wake up late at night, go look around in the fridge. See if you can get your balls back.
redpowder 0
clean your ***** with her toothbrush
redpowder 0
clean your ***** with her toothbrush. (mod this bitch)
br0ccoli 15
She's mad that you won't communicate more, duh! It's the age-old frustration we women have been plagued with since the dawn of time.
unknown_user5566 27
70- OP did try to communicate, and he was met with a negative response. Humans don't tend to replicate actions that are not reinforced in a positive manner.
akiahara 14
Communication, man, come on. If something is wrong, find out what and why. This whole deal sounds like a lot of misunderstandings and lack of communication. I imagine you're acting withdrawn or otherwise not affectionate/engaged/committed/whatever, wouldn't tell her what was going on, so she was understandably upset. Now she's aggravated that it was something so simple, and wishes you would've expressed yourself sooner so you both could've avoided a lot of grief. That's my guess. Or she could be a drama queen who thrives on chaos.. but less likely, imo. Either way... seems you're too sensitive, man up.
iloveandy143 7
Talk about having to walk on eggshells.
gabbysaywaaa 0
Break up with her...