Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
charvisioku 22
Well she sounds manipulative.
jaredofmo 22
I once asked my sister "How come girls treat everyone like crap and then say guys are rude?" Her reply: "I know you are."
PocketMonsta 4
Oh, the irony!
Calyx_fml 22
Your relationship is based on fear and anger. Dump her. You would be better off single.
PrincessPesa 20
Word up soul brothaa!
hateevryone 15
i agree with this person ^^
SkoomaKi 28
Okay good, I can now continue with my life because I know you agree with that person. Thank you for sharing. /sarcasm
A7XCamaro 19
That is what the tumbs up button is for.
jacquay09 3
No need to be a dick about her pointless comment. At least she is trying lol
t765234 10
79- You're obviously new here, else you would have realised that we commenters are a seething mass of hatred waiting for a victim to attack.
ICastillo 25
Damn OP it sounds like your Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.
coldashell 23
You would be referring to what is commonly known as catch 22
Princesshamster 9
Awwww! ):
NellyFC35 19
Aww, poor thing!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Owch. FYL OP, this is exactly why I'm scared to say anything to my boyfriend. :( He gets mad and upset easily.
unknown_user5566 27
Communication should be priority número uno in a relationship. If you're afraid to talk to your boyfriend, you may need to rethink things. Also, depending on how mad/angry he gets, you should dump him ASAP. I don't want to make assumptions, but if he's abusing you (verbally or physically) you don't deserve that.
DespairFaction 11
Man up dude and stop being scared. If you're always scared and she is always upset why even be in a relationship? Sounds way too stressful.