Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
evilplatypus 39
8 - Gay guys can.
laden_swallow09 35
I think your fear is justified
underguarded 20
That's really naive on her part.
thiscrazything 1
I'm afraid you have lost this game before it even started. I think you might need to dump the board and all the pieces, and start over. Good luck.
reddudeover 2
This is why a time machine solves all problems. *Gets in time machine *lands on grandma PARADOX!
unknown_user5566 27
I think you meant Delorian*, not time machine. ;)
t765234 10
No, I think he means a microwave (futurama ref.)
john443 5
My grandpa likes to say, You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em.
FarscapeSDC 9
wait a minute; she upset that you're scared of upsetting her? If she's angry about you not wanting to make her angry, then find a new girlfriend. One who isn't a prime candidate for Electro convulsive therapy
yoursucklives 36
she's upset that he didn't tell her sooner
Arrawyn 12
Well all at least you were right, even though you're probably regretting your decision to tell her
Major_General 10
Get out.
patrickalamo 48
Grow a set of balls and be a man. Living in fear is no life at all.