Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
gingeryginger 1
maybe you should break up with her???
Il_Maestro 6
Or sue her. FML's finest advice! Sue her and dump her ass!
downtime 13
...If they're both constantly miserable it isn't unreasonable to suggest breaking up if they can't work through their issues. There are times breaking up isn't the worst idea, so just because it is mentioned isn't necessarily a bad thing.
betticonfetti 7
You need some punctuation in there, buddy.
K_kanaka 26
Well hopefully you work through this and your relationship grows stronger.
Spectre529 12
Irony is your friend?
b0ngs 7
Atleast you talked with her about it.
Enslaved 38
Seems like all you do- Is upset her. But in this case, I understand why she would be upset. You should have said something sooner.
NyappyCat 12
Exactly. I completely agree :]
ters19 10
I know how ya feel now
LigerFan 1
Run. Run fast.
NoReservations 9
You must be whipped to still be with her.. She's upset about you being upset about upsetting her. You won't win.
MsConfusedd 27
Oh, the irony