Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
OffToTheGayBar 9
After thoroughly researching all the information you presented in this FML, OP, I have come to a conclusion. My conclusion: aliens have influenced her mind and if you do not act fast she will perform a very standard, very invasive data collecting procedure. When I say "very invasive", I mean anal probing, lots and lots of anal probing. **** your life, OP.
havocmike 3
Drama is never worth it. Leave her immediately
OffToTheGayBar 9
"Drama" is in the description of the word "relationship". Whether friend, family, or lover, there's always going to be drama. Drama is no reason to end a relationship. If you can't cope with drama, seclude yourself deep in the Amazon. Although, you're probably going to meet a monkey, become friends, then lovers, and her(his) poop-throwing habit will become a source of never-ending irritation: drama.
iteenlovequotes 19
So she yelled at you after you just said you were afraid to upset her. Sounds like she overreacted
XxDead_RockerxX 6
Dude I feel ya that sucks Dx
Chazzzor 10
Break it off - be glad you aren't married to her. You cannot win with someone with such a short temper. You deserve better.
Bluedog42 7
Gotta love irony. Or is it viscous cycles..?
sosfirestorm 0
Dies your pussy hurt?
unknown_user5566 27
Does*. Also, there is nothing wrong with a guy who cares about his girlfriend/relationship.
MarriedYoung03 0
I wonder how that one sided convo went
PYLrulz 17
Ditch the bitch!
MoogleSam 8
The only reason she probably seemed upset originally was because you hiding your fear made her feel untrusted/unloved due to you acting reserved or different from normal. So she honestly had every right to feel upset when it turns out she could have missed out on a lot of emotion pain and stress if you had simply mentioned that sooner.