Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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brittanyayy 8
I guess you were right to be scared
DaiCarmuhh 6
Looks like you need to communicate more
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Comments (131)
Ispeaklanguages 4
Somehow I don't see this relationship working out......
shaza575 9
I know that to you it might look like another one of her outbursts but don't let it deter you from talking to her about problems in the relationship. I know I would be upset if I was being a crazy bitch and no one told me because it doesn't give you a chance to fix the problem and meanwhile the person you care about has been suffering in silence. She probably has a temper, but it seems like she cares for you if she would have liked to know sooner since it would help your relationship. She just needs to learn to control her emotions and you need to learn to communicate better with her. Sometimes guys can say/do rude and insensitive things without realizing it. So to you something you said about her hair 'looking a lot better than normal today' might sound fine but to her it sounds like you're being a jerk and she gets upset and you feel like she's pissed off for no reason. When she gets upset have her explain exactly why what you did/said upset her. I hope you guys can work things out and have a healthy relationship. Best of luck!
robberry 11
She sounds like a wonderful person to be around.
Ibeatmyself 3
u both sound like girls
dtemple1110 6
What? That sounds like a joke to me...
stevenmx86 8
Wow, grow up OP. It sucks that you're in this situation but you make yourself sound like a sniveling child. No wonder she treats you like one...
PamChopsWithMint 5
Sounds like your girlfriend is the one with the problem, not you.
brhodes_09 1
Never be afraid to talk to your girlfriend most women get mad when you wait. Just grab some balls and do it. That's how I feel.
missnuthin 10
Sounds like it's time to break it off bro. I tip-toed around someone else's fragile little feelings for 5+ years, and i'm telling you. NOT FREAKING WORTH IT. Go find someone who won't expect you to cater to them like that. She's obviously completely self-serving.
YeahCourse 4
It's all about communication OP so not sure YDI or FML