Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing, and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
popatia 0
LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"
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Comments (81)
youthink_fml 0
Say good riddance. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
The_Pleb 0
Just tell her to shut her pipehole and make you a damn SAMMICH!!!! Females are objects and you cant treat them with freedom.... Its like giving your ipod the freedom to choose what music it plays, stupid. So YDI for 1. Having a girlfriend that thinks shes worth more then an average female. and 2. Not stamping your authority
raNDMGUy 5
..... that's called the shuffle button
DeathShad0 1
LOL @ 25. The most epic response ever.
Astroman129 7
That's true, #25...xD
flakes_fml 0
make out with guys at parties to make her jealous
popatia 0
LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P
ZiivaZephyr 6
Is the OP dating Snooki? Lol
Jagger117 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'd say thass not too bad, at least she's not going around ******* other men.... and she has a plan to mature, I'd say it's more of a "oh well this kinda sucks but it's not too bad"...
jay423 0
hey if ur lucky u could try to get a three some in there!
OBTrice 15
moderators need to block your comment
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"
jonnymohio 2
Move on. She'll never get it out of her system. She's a party girl at heart.
Intellectualist 0
She did the right thing, it might hurt now, but you both get to live your lives now. So go do the same... go make out with boys, smoke drink and steal...it's more fun screwing around than actually being in a relationship anyway.
TC1_fml 0
Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll, bitch! Stop whining, go get some beer! :D
time_consumer 0
Hey, at least she broke it off with you first.
perdix 31
What? Are you afraid that one of the other girls has a bigger dick than you do? If I were you, I'd say "Hell, yeah" and go on my merry way. If you are free when she feels she is "mature," then pick up where you left off. If you've found someone better by then, tell her to **** off.
MsSippi 0
Patriarchal bullshit.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Don't worry, she will come back to you. When she needs some cash.