Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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mymumim 0
at least the germs are killed!
catatonicsleep 17
you should have just left it in a sink full of water, better warm water and it would have dissolved.
lukewarmocha 0
hahaha I've done that before...when I was six. hope it was worth it.
Dragonmouth 4
Use a knife.
brunoisbeast 0
#4 and #2: some soap bars have a littlebplastic animal in the center. Have you been under a rock latley?
Areeane 0
Nope. I've actually not seen that anywhere before and I sure as hell don't live under a rock. Maybe it's just in certain countries, like the U.S. *shrugs*
diet_otaku 0
i live in the US and i've STILL never seen anything like this. OP - at least you're a 16-year-old girl, and not a 46-year-old man.
Sambo110 0
Haha, soap with toys inside? Sweet :p.
osdavis 0
that's just lame.
XxPHO3B3xX 0
hhaa fyl thats funny shit ur an idiot 4 not snaping the soap or cutting it out
aback 5
It's the OCD Pony!
malaproposDame 0
lol @ 32. OCD was the first thing I thought of. Atleast OP's hands are clean! I want one of these special bars though, where can I find one?
aback 5
I don't know. You might be able to do a Google on it and find out what brand and where to order.
xHaniffax 0
Ohh I get it...there was little pony inside the soap? and you had to melt all of the soap to get the pony if that's what it is then you're an idiot and if it isn't.... You're still an idiot.