Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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Comments (272)
xxdani 0
who cares?
yesmy_love 0
seriously, who ever moderates these stupid FMLs.... get the semen out of your eyes. THIS ISN'T AN FML....... you're just ******* stupid.
AshleyBThaMilf 0
Agreed. Not an fml at all.
SeventhFonons 0
Nothing is an FML nowadays seriously, shut the hell up, sometimes I wonder why I bothered to get an account and actually look at the shitty comments and all of the damned internet arguments that have no point or relation to the FML whatsoever Grow up. Just grow up.
Manny_B92 0
Well at least you won't spread swine flu now, those are some clean ass hands!
greenleisuresuit 0
ROFL!! I love this. Best FML ever. I'd do the same thing, and I'm 34...but my kids would beat me to it.
AnnieSure 0
This is fun xD I laughed. :'P It's cute. Don't be embarrassed. :')
prophet19 0
you are a ******* idiot
madturtle 0
FAIL.
divine_fml 0
OMG!!!! I never knew soap could do this! :D That's awesome! Btw, YDI.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Wtf? Literally 3 hours? If so, you probably have little skin left on your hands, and you didn't have a brain in the first place, seeing as you'd wash your hands to get to the toy in the middle instead of just breaking it. I'm tempted to call fake on this, simply because of how absurd it sounds. I can't imagine someone doing this at age 16
diana491141 0
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can you say MY LIFE IS AWESOME?
BCrazzi 9
It's called average, Sweetie:3 my life is average:)