missTyfied
Sucat, Philippines
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
Catois
United States
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
das_shizzle
Montesano, United States
Oh shit
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Mary
France
Handful
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Rune
Squishy or non-squishy?
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Mr. E
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
gera3gera
United States
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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Vegeto30294 19
That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.
Welshite 40
The things we have to do for an education.
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Vegeto30294 19
That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.
theslimshadylp 6
Is there really a career field for this?
patrickalamo 48
Go to the dog pound.
TurnpikeTwister 0
42 - I'm guessing OP is in vet med, in which case, yes, unfortunately there is.
RaggleFrock 13
You should look for horse shit, they have the fastest springing spores known to man. There is nothing faster than horse shit spores.
Inheritance 10
If you start putting it in paper bags and burning it on people's front porch we have an issue.
shadowsorel 15
"Ok kids, let's pick up a roundwormed dog's poop!" Yeah, you're right. That doen't sound fun.
enchantiful 2
Aw, that stinks!
Futacy 30
Oh boy, get ready for the crappy jokes.
enchantiful 2
Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself..
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least number two didn't say it was a shitty situation! Ha, number two...
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
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Lovers_Kick_Ass 4
Or you could say you looked all night but didn't find any, that works too. Either way, FYL
teresee 8
What a stinky situation. Yes, I just did that.
pokefan813 16
Rule #1 in fml: bad puns = instant death.
chickenflem 8
Unless of course u are pun number 2. This guys pun was bad anyways. Shitty situation would have been better.
CherryLipBalm 1
If you are gonna do it, you need to do it right! Well that is a shitty situation! ^SHITTY^
SoMuchSnailGame 3
Cut the crap #4
aznmuffin44 12
ahh.. Noor, you always have the right thing to say :)
KiddNYC1O 22
You must walk the plank and fall into shark-infested water.
Welshite 40
The things we have to do for an education.
guy24 9
For science!
Trisha_aus 15
Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
And for Narniaaaaaaa!
curlyfry33 8
I read that in GLaDOS's voice
Hed_Hunter 2
And here we go with the shitty jokes...
celine21_fml 0
Lol I love your profile picture, I saw it on ifunny
saintsrocksocks 10
That's just shitty. Jesus what is my problem. If you were wondering, I also thumbs myself down.
saintsrocksocks 10
Ugh, thumbed*
doodlecloud 27
If you know your comments are so lame that you actually thumb them down yourself then maybe try not commenting in the first place?
saintsrocksocks 10
I'm just doing this for your amusement. Down thumbed or not, you were amused.
Life_sucks_13 6
That sucks. But in the world of animals it's gotta be done everyday...well minus the tracking it down. But looking for parasite eggs in feces is.
ShyAnn29 15
Not just eggs, but also the adult parasites
ap7diamonds 1
What a shitty situation.
olpally 33
Didn't you see the above comments??? Damn, you people are idiots!! *thumbs down* ****! As for op, well, good luck with that.