Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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Comments (272)
Bag3l 0
You are a ******* genius.
divineinstrument 2
There's a toy pony in soap bars? That sounds absolutely epic! Still, these sort of FMLs fail. How can your life be ****** if you CHOSE to do something retarded like this? And yeah, YDI for washing the soap off the pony rather than breaking it open.
touchableturtle 0
don't post this on here. no one wants to hear your self-pity. this site is for actual FMLs.
koda_fml 0
What the ****? Just break it in half.
JessRab 0
My kids get those kinds of soaps. Way easier to use a knife and cut it out.
Starsmydog 0
Today I wasted 3 seconds of my life to listen to a 16 yr old complain about a horse in a bar of soap... im 21 and wasn't smart enough to close the tab.
EffYoLife 14
ROTFLMAO@"GET A LIFE YA DUNCE"
GiantBucket 0
Oh my god, that is so cool. I've never had soap with toy animals inside of it.
kevind23 0
Why is there a pony in your soap?
bxgurl95 0
Its not really an fml just really funny then again I'm not gonna sit here and bitch about how this is not an fml its funny entertainment which is the point of this webnsite so once again yall stop bitchin. Just find the humor and move on lol Also I wish I had that much free time lol Btw wha does ydi (you dumb idiot)?
Nai_fml 0
YDI means you deserved it. You dumb idiot works, too.