Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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Comments (272)
lastminuteperm 0
You sound like a spolied brat. Some people don't have any soap and you waste it to get a little toy that you could have gotton for free at McDonalds. Besides, why are you complaining? (By writing on FML means you hate your life, therefore complaining.) You brought that upon yourself. You didn't have to do that. There is something called self control.
raechel 0
Stop being a bitch..
cattoe7 0
geeeeeeeeeeeez
fcktheworld 0
AHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THOSE SOAPS !!!!! but i say the best part is washing your hands normally until you can get the pony :] thee suspense !
SoccerChic7 0
lmao! Suspense? lovely. YDI btw(:
scottvodka 0
you know you can just break that shit open...
Mulada 0
Try getting a toy pokemon out of a rubber ball. I didn't get the pokemon, but I mutilated the ball. DAMN, I was a dumb kid.
Nai_fml 0
LMAO I did the same thing when I was a kid. I still have the ball. xD
jaxsk 0
Wow I never even knew of this kind of soap... I hope you're young... Or at least have a little sibling who it was bought for maybe.
happylittleman 0
"I'm 16." Excellent reading comprehension!
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
at least your germ free
plexico 4
I'll bet it was dead when you finally liberated it, you slow slackass! if you free it within the first three minutes , it can live for a few good years.
fuckthiscity 0
i was so confused by this until i figured out it was a toy and not some sort of strange masturbation slang.
SlackaBoo 0
Omg, that's exactly what I thought.
cattoe7 0
i wannnt one!!!! i've never heard of a pony in soap or any kind of toy.. thats nifty where can i get such a thing? and its not a fml but i agree with everyone you should have broke the soap.. that would have saved about 2 hours and 55 minutes
Jaguaress 2
I wonder how much water you wasted doing that? Either cut it out with a knife or put the soap in a bowl of water until it dissolves.