Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.
Killeritch 0
i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.
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Comments (60)
Ninjaface 0
Unfortunately, the only way for you to keep your job at this point is to let your boss rear-end you back. It's only fair.
damienwatkins 0
YOU JUST GOT KARMA'D BITCH!
Gavik 0
*Insert preachy bullshit here*
AndrewM 0
FYL for being a retard.
TheRipper_fml 0
YDI for being a lazy bastard that skips out on work when there are plenty of hard workers who are out if a job right now. Hopefully your boss made you join them.
McFail_fml 4
let me get this straight... 1) you leave your work early 2) you fled quickly and expected people not to notice 3) you saw your boss and decided to rear-end your boss in public as he was getting ready to go to lunch did you have a sudden urge for a homosexual fling with your boss. Rear-ending your boss in public gives you some sort of thrill? You just raped your boss and possibly ruined his appetite.
chickie_wickie41 0
ydi idiot.
ashylarry 0
ydi for being lazy
YoungE 0
an accident in tha parkin lot...how stupid are you?
blastvortex 4
YDI for skipping out. YDI for speeding. YDI for not watching where you were going. I hope you enjoyed life so far, 'cause without a job and with a new black mark on your record, you're gonna have trouble finding decent work now. LOL Karma's a bitch, isn't it?