ronz
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Leaving Early Fail
United States
I hate Mondays
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Walk of Shame
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
My life is a movie
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
eaglesmile
Mumbai, India
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Sneaky
Seattle, United States
Slackers
Today, I tried to sneak out of work 15 minutes early. Just as I reached the exit, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate, and my manager spotted me standing outside with my backpack already on. There went my excuse… FML
XoXonedirectionXoXo
Eden Prairie, United States
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
arthur
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Where are you?
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
worksucker
United States
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Top comments
ICATiger 13
Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
taytaylal 11
Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.
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BrickWalls 2
That would be a tad awkward. Just a tad..
BAbubbleZ 0
Either dont leave work or when he caught u just say u were goin on a smoke break.
boofgall 16
Or say that you were just getting something from your car, or that you're stepping out to pick up something you might need. Or say you aren't feeling well and you feel nauseous/have diarrhea (both are necessary things to be sent home for) and say you were coming to look for him to tell him you need to go home.
SoccerGod234 0
Guess he should have taken the stairs....
DocBastard 40
Or don't leave work early and do the job you're getting paid to do.
bitchslapped22 14
The Doc has spoken.
ICATiger 13
Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
ICATiger 13
*Elevators...
LunaDragon 10
Exactly that's why rappel down the side of the building like ninja.
Jbfu 0
Shouldn't have "sneaked" out. You should have snuck out, I hear that works a lot better.
SecretMe00 5
What he should have done was take the darn stairs!!!
Zahur 0
i think OP needs to not try to cheat his/her way through life. KARMA
Phil135 4
64- What if OP works at the top of a very large skyscraper?
MurphyS94 4
97- Tom Cruise did it...
grapisy 8
Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...
grapisy 8
Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...
leafsrbest 0
I'd like this but the number is too funny. So like*
taytaylal 11
Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.
wokawokanomnom 5
Or you just don't ditch work like an idiot...
BekN1508 0
Hey cutie
WillRogers2000 2
Liz Lemon?
logiee_bearr 6
Don't be lazy take the stairs next time !
piccalo 4
Good idea...then a lot more persons will see him going.
angrymexican 8
Or don't be lazy and stay at work
Elphieba 4
If there is a next time.
rikitsumiatsu 11
you should know better the only way to get out of a building is secret agent style
LunaDragon 10
Like in Mission Impossible and base jump off the roof and into a nearby park or something like a boss.
Zaros_fml 24
With OP's luck he would probably land on his boss' car as he was getting in.
hateevryone 15
fail...
Ismaeldaboss 1
....attempt of a comment.
sparkrok 8
now, THAT'S what we call inconspicuous....
SamCat 21
what was your excuse? or did stand there in ackward silence? lol
piccalo 4
I wanted to meet u and they told, u just left...I ran for elevator.Thank god I catch u..
melibear89 7
I think I lost a few brain cells trying to read that.
TwinArmageddons 4
I... No.... Brane..... Lft..... Comant.... Bd
DocBastard 40
*inserts comment into Idiot-English Translation Engine* "You should have said to your boss, 'I wanted to meet you and they told me you just left, so I ran for the elevator. Thank god I just caught you!' I typed this comment with my pinky toes." You're welcome.
piccalo 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Now there is no need for sneaking...Ur boss will officially sent u.
OCDC 9
Do you speak English?
Perdition 4
He/she is probably NOT a native English speaker, which actually makes him/her more intelligent than most Americans, including yourself. You should try learning a second, third, or fourth language and take direct criticism for not being able to concoct sentences in a structurally correct way. It's loads of fun, as I'm sure piccalo could tell you.
angrymexican 8
The fact that you believe stereotypes doesn't make you any smarter.
OCDC 9
Actually I speak English and I'm working on being fluent in Spanish. But thanks for trying :)