Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.
Killeritch 0
i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.
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Comments (60)
drewbell 0
karmas a bitch, bitch
X_posed 0
At first I thought, "wow how shitty, but YDI"... then I saw you were a Masshole and was no longer surprised...
rowbot_angie 0
thats what you get LOL
The_Disturbed 5
I saw "snuck out of work 2 hours early" and "speeding" and it was an instant YDI. You really shouldn't look for symptathy for this. You get paid to work, so work for yyour money. End of.
XScarlet 4
I smell fire!
youthink_fml 0
So not only are you a lazy piece of shit that thinks they should get paid for doing nothing, but you can't drive worth shit either. Lovely.
ColdGold 6
ha ha funny in a ironic sense, not because you and your boss got hurt. You really stuck-it-to-The Man, didn't you? I hate it when part of my life becomes a cautionary tale and the hearers are self-righteous.
Ryuu_Girl 0
I don't feel sorry for you...
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HighLife19 0
Slickk. Dumbass.