Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.
PureGold 0
WOW, some people just don't get it. There are some things you just need to let go. There are no words to adequately describe people like your neighbor. Socially retarded, snobbish, idiotic, self-absorbed assholes, maybe, but so much worse...
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adelaide_evening 0
You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.
heyitsme0123 6
haha good one :P
rizzosierra 0
haha yes! lmao
lolboy300 0
Or grab her and throw her on the floor to see what she's going to say.
honeybuncher 3
or say to the kid:your mom's what grown ups like to call an asshole.
imlaughingatyou 0
yo your neighbor is a bitch..
azreal_13 0
I hate people like that. especially if you're all broken like all over the floor. I would of told of the bitch right there
PureGold 0
WOW, some people just don't get it. There are some things you just need to let go. There are no words to adequately describe people like your neighbor. Socially retarded, snobbish, idiotic, self-absorbed assholes, maybe, but so much worse...
Kinkos582 0
definitely an fml moment...
fatpeople 0
shuolda poped her in the face
joebroluvrx3 0
Hahah, oh jeez. You poor thing. What a douche. /:
Jaywin 3
That's when you let loose a longer and more forceful string of swears. "Bitch I just ******* fell and sprained my goddamn ankle and cracked a ******* rib! How bout you not be a snobby piece of shit and get your fatass to a phone to call me an ambulance, you ****!"
F_MeRunning 0
you should have yelled out "****"...less chance of breaking a tooth if you are falling...no joke
khaldun 0
Haha... I think most people on this thread have a pretty good idea of the correct response to this: more cursing. "Quit your bitching and **** off or call me a damn ambulance you *****!"
Floatout2sea 0
When you have cracked a rib you earn the right to cuss no matter who is listening. Besides, like your neighbor wouldn't have cussed if they'd done the same thing!