Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML
Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
That's not very considerate of him.
steelersfan78 0
He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.
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Comments (50)
officeradvil 8
That's not very considerate of him.
Chrisskiies 0
he sounds like the bigger idiot really.
Bcaw 0
crack is whack, kids
H8rSk8r 0
Stop being so ******* tall, then people will stop tripping over your ankles.
ChubbyCake 5
Big Bird?
Vexation 0
12, put some clothes on.
responses 0
^this. My eyes are burning.
hairt 4
LOL #4 YOUR PIC
steelersfan78 0
He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.
orligirl 5
Of course she did! He's her husband. doesn't that give her the right to surprise him with a gift now and then?
rttr 18
He was being sarcastic, and you're a dumb-ass.
hairt 4
one word - ouch. :(
milakitty21 0
break his leg :)
AprilxBegins 0
Fyl for giving a shit for an ungrateful man.
Vexation 0
Some men just don't know how to apologize.
rttr 18
Apologize for what? Also, you are a sexist bitch.
cocainewhore 30
It's not sexist, some men don't. Some women also don't.
mrahhhhh 21
Don't give him surprise (or any) nookie for the next few weeks ;)
tzolkin 0
wow he sounds really unapreciative of you. way to accept a nice surprise from your sweetheart, by making her feel even worse. well I hope he said thank you.
surefirewinners 0
Well, don't ever try to suprise him again.
xgetxbentx 13
he sounds pleasant.